Foodiku: Arby’s

I must admit: Their
Arby-Q sucks me in like
a Dyson vacuum*.

And those mini-shakes**
from the value meal? Tiny,
jamocha shake fix!

But really, Arby’s?
High-calorie crap. “Good mood
food?” Not remotely***.

* With the proper amount of suction . . .

** I once took a picture of the adorable, tiny shakes at Arby’s, and that picture has come up missing. So here’s a link to a picture that someone else took of their tiny adorableness (courtesy: Would I Buy It Again? Blog).

*** “You’ve made your decision then?“